I am back from a trip to Munich, and the subsequent barbed and bloated re-entry into Real Life. In short, the trip was excellent, and there will be a full report my rabble-rousing (or lack thereof) shortly.
Don’t forget to check out the Ask the Expert show this Sunday, October 26, from 08:00-09:00 EST on WHFS 105.7 FM radio. I’ll be on discussing one of my most emphasized outreach points, and number one on my shortlist of Lafferty’s Rules – wash your hands.
You can tune in directly if you are in the Baltimore area, or check out the live feed from their website.
I am guilty of at least two offenses to Nuggan. The first offense is my tolerance and ownership of these, which are abominations unto Nuggan:
The second occurred as a the result of a broken toe, incurred while chasing around this vile beast:
As a consequence, I found myself in need of footwear that would allow for comfortable healing of said toe, while providing sufficient protection in a manner appropriate to a hospital setting. And so it came to pass that there was only one option, which was truly a new and heretofore previously undescribed abomination unto Nuggan – a pair of XXL black Beach Crocs:
These wretched “shoes,” comprised of naught but formed rubberized plastic, are nothing short of stylistic and environmental blasphemy. The truth of this is proclaimed here, and the militant prophets of Nuggan have demonstrated the only appropriate uses for them here and here.
I am contrite, and seek Nuggan’s forgiveness.