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the greatest Alluser Request of the moment

Linens N Things, cc by image from daquellamanera on Flickr
Linens N Things, cc by image from daquellamanera on Flickr

Subject: LINEN SALE ABOUT TO HAPPEN
To: All Employees
From: xxxx

Our linen sale is coming soon
The doors will open just after noon
The Bed in a Bag will appear as before
And towels and sheets and dish cloths galore
Many have January White Sales That’s true
But these prices and quality are enjoyed by just a few!
Lucky R’ U Lucky R’ U
You remember Angela
She does monograms and such
Cause you enjoyed her merchandise so much
Well she’s returning to us
This time she’s toting her machine with her
You can leave with your towels saying madam or sir

Tuesday January 11, 1:00 p.m. until 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday January 12, 7:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m

Cash, MasterCard, Visa, Payroll Deductions (certain restrictions apply)

If you have any questions, please call the Auxiliary Office @ xxxx.

I failed at doing a dramatic reading of this artful poem. More amusing was that this was more eye-catching than the email before it, which was a security alert notice of some importance.

the greatest Alluser Request of the moment

cc by-nc image from NCinDC on Flickr
cc by-nc image from NCinDC on Flickr

To: All Employees
From: xxxx

Due to circumstances beyond our control the Dry Cleaners will be discontinued as of Friday, April 30.

If you have anything to be picked up please do so as soon as possible.

Nothing more will be accepted to be given to the Cleaner or shoemaker.

The Auxiliary would like to thank those many people that supported the cleaners so faithfully.

We had a shoemaker?