Subject: LINEN SALE ABOUT TO HAPPEN
To: All Employees
Our linen sale is coming soon
The doors will open just after noon
The Bed in a Bag will appear as before
And towels and sheets and dish cloths galore
Many have January White Sales That’s true
But these prices and quality are enjoyed by just a few!
Lucky R’ U Lucky R’ U
You remember Angela
She does monograms and such
Cause you enjoyed her merchandise so much
Well she’s returning to us
This time she’s toting her machine with her
You can leave with your towels saying madam or sir
Tuesday January 11, 1:00 p.m. until 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday January 12, 7:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m
Cash, MasterCard, Visa, Payroll Deductions (certain restrictions apply)
If you have any questions, please call the Auxiliary Office @ xxxx.
I failed at doing a dramatic reading of this artful poem. More amusing was that this was more eye-catching than the email before it, which was a security alert notice of some importance.