prohibited for disposal

image by misterbisson on Flickr
image by misterbisson on Flickr
The following items are prohibited for disposal at the Alpha Ridge Landfill:

  • ammunition
  • dead animals
  • engine blocks (over 2′)
  • explosives
  • hot ashes
  • infectious waste
  • pathological waste
  • radioactive waste
  • radiological waste
  • septage waste
  • surgical hospital waste

These people are clearly mad. I never let perfectly good ammo or explosives go to waste, and engine blocks are critical to the construction of my many infernal devices, so I don’t have to worry about the first three. As to the rest, well, that’s a bloody damn inconvenient policy. I guess it’s back to my neighbor’s basement with a shovel…

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